if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
this is real life
I’ve been trying to force myself into becoming more comfortable with touch. I have such anxiety related with allowing other people to touch me. Or with touching them. I have no clue how actual therapy would treat it, so I’ve decided to start writing down nice things people say when they touch me like little reminders and to just force myself to allow being touched. It’s stupid and I hate it and I have no fucking clue what I’m doing but to crave something so much and not let myself have it because of the anxiety seems even worse.